You're so nebulous sometimes
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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