Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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