i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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