she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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