Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
jump out the window naked night went bad
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