Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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