I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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