Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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