There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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