The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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