Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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