I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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