it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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