Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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