Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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