The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
a search helicopter?!
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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