You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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