does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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