I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
