i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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