At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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