Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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