I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
sarcasm needs its own font
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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