so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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