Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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