She's JV to your varsity
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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