For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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