don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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