weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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