And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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