the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
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Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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