therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
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I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
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ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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