As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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