See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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