I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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