and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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