At least make sure they are 18
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Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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