i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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