I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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