Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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