I have demons in me.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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