we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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