people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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