I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
The Olympian is in my bed
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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