so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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