The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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