Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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