i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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