Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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