There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Of course I have a pirate flag
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
