You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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