One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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