Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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