my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
