I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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