You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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