Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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