What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
is wine microwaveable?
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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